I looked for a nice Jazzy card/ for [arrow pointing to the right] your birthday but I stopped/ short ... what happens when I / send [hand pointing to the right] cards? They're destroyed, / crumpled and forgotten with / yesteryear's Good Wishes!!!/ This [hand pointing to the right] eloquent comb-/ination [star] butt-bucket and [star] bon-/bon dish brings [arrow pointing to the right] you both / Sentiment and Service. So now, / every time [hand pointing to the right] you squash / your Reefer or Pamper [arrow pointing to the right] your sweet tooth [arrow pointing to the right] you will Re-/ member... and know I care!!!/ And by the way, / Happy [star] Birthday!!!